Easter 2014 | Midwestern at Heart: Easter 2014

Monday, April 21, 2014

Easter 2014

I had a major #bloggerfail for Easter! Holy Cow. We're talking no pictures hardly at all. Seriously. Can't really tell you why other than.... um.... we didn't. I didn't get pictures of the cake. The cake was good though.

No family pictures. No food pictures. um.... I was a slacker! #bloggerfail

So leading up to Easter (which yes I know the true reason for the day) I posted this picture on my facebook for the fun of it. This just cracks me up. I can't help it.

I also posted a few jokes because well, here lately I've been on a joke posting kick. Again, no reason I just like them :)
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD.

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," ! he explains, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."

The blonde says,"Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.

The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says..

(Are you ready for this?)
(You know you're gonna be sorry)
(Last chance)
(OK, here it is)

It says, "Hair Spray Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."

Happy Easter!!
And the other Easter joke I posted last week was:
How did the soggy rabbit dry himself?

With a hair dryer
We got up early and went to Church and then headed to my parents house. When grandma got there she said that the Easter Bunny had been to her house and had left goodies for all of us. Have you ever had Lindor truffles? They're awesome. My fave is the red and the blue.

Then mom came through and said the Easter Bunny had stopped at her house too. Boy we must have been bad because the Easter bunny didn't visit our house. #fail

For Easter Dinner we had Ham, twice baked potato casserole, corn, Grandma's homemade rolls and strawberry jam, and for dessert we had Tbug's Strawberry Cake she made.

Then later in the afternoon we went to Sunday Night Dinner and had it potluck style. We took our Potato Casserole! YUM! It was all gone by the end of the meal and I almost didn't get any. Crazy! And there was Easter.

I hope you all had a fabulous Easter and sadly it seems as the years go by, it is becoming less and less of a celebrated holiday, does anyone else get that feeling?



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5 comments:

LindaG said...

Well, as the years go by, unless you have kids, it is less celebrated from that point of view.

But the reason for the season is always celebrated. :-)

Glad to hear you had a good one. Have a blessed week! ♥

Kenzie Smith said...

Sounds like you had a really fun Easter :D

Jo-Anne Meadows said...

Thank you for the laugh

Emmy said...

That joke is too funny, I totally laughed. And I love love Lindor's truffles- I try not to buy them too often as I cannot resist!

Janna Renee said...

I've been bad about taking pictures lately too! I have been loving seeing your jokes on Facebook. They are so cute!

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