My birthday is coming up... did you know that? Normally I might not even mention it (yeah right... lol) but the reason I'm bringing this up 15 days beforehand is not because I'm giving you guys ample time to buy me a gift, but something to laugh about instead.
Last time I checked I'm going to be 33 (I think). But the other day I got a letter from an insurance company telling me about the best packages I could purchase to supplement my insurance before my upcoming 65th birthday.
Wait, what.... I'm going to be 65? Dang I look good for my age! I started to think they mixed my birth year up from 1983 to 1938 but that would make me 78 so I'm not sure. Plus... I've been married for going on 6 years this fall and... have lived in my house that long yet they are sending it to my maiden name at my parents address. I'm so confused!
Do I not only not know my age but my name and my address too? Wow, maybe this old age thing is really getting to me.... I should go lie down and figure this out.....